If you're slick about it you can have a beef burrito faster than it would take to get dressed, warm the truck up, drive to the spot, order and eat. Lets begin. Minute 1-2 plug in George Forman and gather your ingredients, season meat add water. Minute 2or3-6or7 put meat on grill and start microwave. Steak needs 4 minutes and coincidentally so do the noods. While that is happening prepare other ingredients. After 4 minutes steak should be above 120. Don't be scared. Cooking meat is like throwing a ball straight up, it will continue to rise once it leaves your hand. Minute 6 or 7 drain noodles then cut steak hotdog style. Add meat to your circle along with some noods. Important to use Mexican cheese otherwise it won't be a true burrito. Roll it up and toss back on Forman. Minute 8 grill. And just remember you can just do shit if youre alive. Even if youre a bummer, don't kill yourself. If you don't, yeah, shit could always get worse but at the same time there is a slight chance things could be better. Thats something like 33.33%. Decent odds. Only one way to find out
by Chestlookeratter
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Extra flavour microwave
clean your fucking microwave man
Everything about this journey was shitty. Thank you
Schizo cuisine but moral of the story was 10/10. Would upvote again
There’s $10 kettles on Amazon man…
Brother, are you ok?
I can feel how sticky every surface is through my screen. Thanks.
#For the love of all that is good, clean your microwave, OP!
1. Put a cup of water and a teaspoon of Bar Keeper’s Friend cleanser in a microwave safe container, and heat it in the microwave for four minutes. The steam will help clean the inside of the microwave.
2. Carefully remove the hot water mixture.
3. Use a kitchen sponge with some warm, soapy water to wipe the entire interior of the microwave. You may wish to take this time to take the glass turntable to the sink for more thorough cleaning, with warm, soapy water. Do not use cold water, because the glass may crack from the difference in temperature.
4. Wipe the interior with a clean wet cloth and then a clean dry cloth, including the glass turntable.
Inspired me to clean my kitchen.
Jesus Christ clean your microwave and sink.
For the microwave, mix equal parts white vinegar and water in a mug or bowl and nuke it for 5 minutes. Everything in there will wipe right out with no scrubbing.
If your sink it just stained then I apologize.
This is why I love this sub
Please clean your microwave or get a new one. Like seriously it’s a mold factory in there.
bros treating the whole kitchen like a cast iron skillet seasoning the flavor
You might be immune to every disease known to man
your microwave is horrendous looking 😭
Why did you pour off the noodle juice? You could have used it for dipping.
Everyone talking about the microwave but not the Christmas cookie sheet as a pseudo-countertop
Peak Reddit here.
I got ecoli from just looking at these pics
Some needs to do a wellness check on OP.
The was the most depressing slide I’ve ever flipped through.. ☹️☹️☹️
Your post fits the sub, but don’t ever post anything again until you clean your fucking microwave, sink and probably the rest of your house.
i audibly gasped at the state of that microwave
I feel like the condition of the microwave has overshadowed the fact that you put cup of noodles in a steak burrito